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Zombie Demotivational Poster

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection

TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?

TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Clothing will just slow ya down!

TAGS: zombie apocalypse naked unibrow
Rating: 3.56/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
He looks like a Klingon for all practical purposes!
Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:15 pm
Clear eyes, o god


ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Better undead than unread.


TAGS: bin laden zombie
Rating: 4.78/5

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MakoShark - May 10, 2011, 12:04 am
How long until a 200 ft. Osama attacks Tokyo?

THE U.S. ARMY - They know the Zombies are coming.

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.83/5

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IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.

JESUS - The biggest idol of zombie walk.

TAGS: jsus zombie walk idol
Rating: 3.14/5

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 1:06 pm
love it. Jewish zombie!!!
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 8:32 pm
mine is better. # 64409
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
Are you nucking futs? How is this funny?


OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.

TAGS: funny obama zombies
Rating: 2.89/5

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Smokey - November 5, 2009, 5:20 am
Love shaun of the dead. Wish they could do a sequel.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.

TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


TAGS: algebra zombies
Rating: 4.95/5

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Chrysophase2003 - March 27, 2012, 2:04 am
Dang, I'm rusty. Took me forever to work out. But what I want to know is who can tap skulls twice each on full auto?
jorgejs76 - March 22, 2012, 6:18 pm
arenĀ“t they all ready dead?
mariand - March 21, 2012, 3:34 am
there are at least 16 missed bullets... the sure thing is that 40 bullets hit and kill the target... calculus is correct.
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
wait a minute... if there are two [email protected]30 rounds ea - that makes 60. At a 70% accuracy rate, 42 were required to kill 20 Z's. So, if a zombie rounded 58 were actually used - what did the other 16 rounds hit? And wouldn't that change the actual spree time?
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
math is always challenging... for sharp minds

ZOMBIE IDENTIFICATION - Because sometimes the bits of brain and flesh in the teeth just aren't good enough

TAGS: zombie
Rating: 4.05/5

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kakerot - December 4, 2012, 7:13 am
youre either looking for a zombie or charlie sheen
Chompers - August 16, 2010, 7:14 am
Sounds like my boss


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney porn site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters

ZOMBIE SQUIRREL - Nuuuuuttttsssss!!! I...I mean... Brrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss!!!

FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants

TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not anally probe them...


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges

BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts


COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?

CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.


KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!

TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
That is slightly disturbing.

ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.

I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse

AWWW - he just wants a hug


.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie


TAGS: zombie apocalypse kit wytch
Rating: 3.46/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
Like they say "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth". Come on guys it's got to be standing room only right now.

ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !

BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.

TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!

ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.

TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind

MAKE THE BEST OF IT - it's all you get

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.82/5

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SteveFurlong - August 25, 2012, 9:57 am
A rolltop desk? Well... it weighs about 200 pounds. I guess I could drop it on them. What about the stuff in the desk? A roll of stamps, my checkbooks, and a pile of bills. Yah, that'll do it. Bury them in bills.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:07 am
am i supposed to give them paper cuts?
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:06 am
I Have 2 use a Printer
Alix - August 9, 2012, 12:45 am
a bike seat ... mite work ...
Sho - August 7, 2012, 3:53 pm
Airman - August 7, 2012, 3:16 pm
I have a phone there.. who you gonna call?
mariand - August 7, 2012, 12:44 pm
damn... you got me...a pint of beer... now I wonder if zombies drink beer...hehehe
CloudchaserS - August 7, 2012, 4:40 am
Your average affordable quality microphone stand.
project28 - August 7, 2012, 3:55 am
A Post-It note...great
caveman - August 7, 2012, 2:04 am
A pillow...
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
A pushpin...that works for me :D
Sho - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
My left Skullcandy earpiece...
spacedog - August 6, 2012, 11:05 pm
Small acoustic guitar, should tune out those zombies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2012, 10:37 pm
An Orson Scott Card Novel?....I guess I'll just convert the zombies to the latter day saints and tell all the gay zombies to go to hell. (don't you hate it when you find out an artist you like is a religiously twisted homophobe)
Greeny - August 6, 2012, 9:47 pm
Lucky me, sack of almonds
rerun - August 6, 2012, 9:18 pm

I guess I will be fighting with a bloody mary


TAGS: hunt zombies
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

i'm in the nations capital...ottawa...where u from dude?
CANADA - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
RL must be in the wrong part of Canada
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:40 pm

actually ice i figure i'll head down to your neck of the woods. i'm canadian dude...no guns up here...lol.
CANADA - November 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Love this one!
ICEMAN - November 13, 2010, 2:02 pm
Just remember RL, I shoot back.


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady


ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


TAGS: jesus zombies
Rating: 3.68/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 8:41 pm
Lol nice one.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:35 pm
Sure, he's son of God and all... but still ain't dumb enough to hang 'round zombies without steel-toed boots!


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh shit they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
Shit. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm



TAGS: uggs zombies nobull
Rating: 3.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
oh, I thought mine was cool for about an hour.
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
don't feel bad... we have all made a crappy zombie poster before...115168
nabzaf - February 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Thank you sir.... when i made this i smiled for about a sec then it was gone..... lol will have better ones soon
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:42 pm

good first poster dude...good...not great...good. lolz
nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 3:29 pm
grammar..... who needs that we're undead..
Greeny - February 9, 2011, 3:24 pm
were ar the grammar nazis? Zombies get 'em?


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?

MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Screw the false alarm! We're tired of waiting for the Zombies, we're going after them. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Backey.

TAGS: zombies undead graves cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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MashiMashi - December 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.
Ozbad - December 28, 2012, 9:28 am
Reality Lord - December 26, 2012, 9:18 pm

lol...nice twist


ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.

KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it

TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

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internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double tap on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....

HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains

TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many upskirts as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS. - Thats where I'm living when the apocalypse happens.

TAGS: anti zombie fortress
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Smart Stuff !

DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...

BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.

MUST BUY... - ...iPad

TAGS: ipad zombies
Rating: 4.24/5

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salearling - July 28, 2014, 10:52 pm
Still Simon Pegg's best movie.

BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - This guy is prepared, are you???

TAGS: zombies guns
Rating: 3.78/5

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MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll assume that none of us have brains and move on.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
You've got red on you.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:47 pm
knowledge is our best weapon
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
I got the audiobook. I have listened to it several times. It is very funny.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:38 pm
of course, The Zombie Survival Guide, a must own for fighting the living dead
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
borrowed from Max Brooks book?
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:31 pm
rule two; Use their head, cut off theirs
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:30 pm
Rule one of zombie survival, Organize before they rise!
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 1:10 pm
Hazt to be European zombies. Can't be racist don'tcha know. I have a bush-axe and a shotgun. I'm covered. Long enough to trip my best friend and run for it.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:59 pm
Wait, but are we talking African or European zombies?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:57 pm
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
Why would I want to shoot a zombie? In this god-foresaken, desolate wasteland, with nary a creature stirring as far as my eyes can see? I'd welcome another ambulatory being to share my nature walks with.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:53 pm
If you live in England, I think you are allowed a club, maybe a sling.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:52 pm
I have strange neighbors.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:51 pm
I am not at all prepared. The most lethal thing I own is a fork. Or maybe my guitar, it's heavy I guess.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
From your neighbor?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
Am I the only one who would just steal a tank?
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:40 pm
SKS, spas12, daewoo K2... Badnews for the Ghouls.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:39 pm
Not as much as I like, but probably better than most.

ZOMBIE PREPARATION - You will wish you had been this prepared when your family and friends are trying to eat your brains

TAGS: guns zombie mp5
Rating: 3.33/5

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cam77079 - August 31, 2010, 8:30 am
Airsoft! FAIL!
cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:47 am
Don't forget to stock up on the airsoft BB's, and hope they stop the hoard of undead!


TAGS: brits zombie alive cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:13 pm
With a blunt heavy object, I will!

NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season


ZOMBIES - They're getting desperate as well

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.67/5

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TAGS: walking dead zombies ownage
Rating: 3.33/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:42 pm
The only people I hope live on The Walking Dead are Rick, Andrea, Daryl, and Glen. The rest can become Zombie poop for all I care.

TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.

PARANOIA - Not necessarily a bad thing

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.91/5

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Conker - February 1, 2011, 6:18 am
I want one :D
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 8:20 am
I would suggest the "Emergency Zombie Defense Station" and the book "The Zombie Survival Guide"... n..not that I have either of those things *whistles innocently*
+2 Longsword - July 9, 2008, 9:13 pm
I must say, that's awesome. (not Amesome either...)
Drenix - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
I must admit, I want one of those... those zombies wont die on their own... well, die again.
Carlos - May 22, 2008, 12:05 am
Lmao.... nice

SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.

THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.

TAGS: october challenge when drunk blonde zombies attack
Rating: 3.43/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
It's kinda like Pacific Playland ala Zombieland...minus the good soundtrack
CoolioIndeed - April 24, 2010, 11:02 pm
Myspace, Sean, is the internet's abandoned amusement park.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 6:47 pm
Brilliant. What's MySpace?


TAGS: chick scary zombie ugly
Rating: 3.43/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:29 am
wheres my stick... she CLEARLY wasnt hit hard enough with the ugly tree.
JLBachs - April 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Blue contact lenses would help. Alot.
Shyanne - December 9, 2009, 10:44 am
Jayzuz that is one scary bitch!
whodawadda - October 16, 2009, 9:15 pm
zombie bride thats all i see....
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
For some reason, I thought of "Beeteljuice" when I saw this....**shudders**
drog - August 13, 2009, 6:53 pm
Skeletor must be so proud of his little girl....


HARRY DRESDEN - Apparently more awesome than Max Payne.

NAZI ZOMBIES - When simple zombies just don't enough.

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.42/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
You are right there.
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Nazi(including spelling and grammar) zombie is redundant.
Zombie Grammar Nazi - May 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
"just don't enough" ... yep.


I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.

TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this shit.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND...OF THE DEAD - Why you shouldn't eat tainted coconuts!

ZOMBIE HUNTER - The pay sucks...but the job's so rewarding

TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.58/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:15 am
Certainly tough to tell, sorta like a wife of 20 years.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:05 am
That would be kinda hard. I think statues are in a constant state of consent.
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:03 am
You have to give him credit if he can rape statues
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 10:59 pm
Make that 'statutory'
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 10:57 pm
Poor little cubby. He never even got to experience his first statuary rape charge.
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
5L...WTF is that on the end of the shovel? a lil Cubby?...lol
Bartimaeus - November 18, 2009, 10:03 pm
Who you gonna call?...the janitor. 5/5

TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL - Acting cold, lifeless, un-emotional Like the walking dead WILL NOT STOP A ZOMBIE ATTACK, RUN RUN!


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!

TAGS: brains cupcakes voices zombies
Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% awesome, Buzz!

ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds

TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!

NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?

TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull fucking shit!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28



ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too


TAGS: left for dead zombies
Rating: 2.78/5

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NathanKett - October 10, 2009, 6:43 am
Get it while it's still warm.


TAGS: zombie jesus
Rating: 2.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:46 pm
you had me at, zombie, jesus. north pole, egg nog?

TRUE LOVE - Says, "I feel bad about shooting you in the face with a shotgun"

TAGS: zombie
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bob Chin - May 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Yeah, it's like that, unless your zombification made looking at you so horrific that a shotgun blast might improve things.


TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5



TAGS: apocalypse zombie cute
Rating: 1.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, you're right....the open sores just reminded me of her.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 7:38 pm
Too chunky to be Amy, I'd say.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Ya think? I see her more as an Amy Winehouse..
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 2:53 pm
She looks like Charlotte Church.
almarpa - July 18, 2010, 12:57 pm
Haha! That is a good one!
Kspace - July 18, 2010, 12:53 pm
She's cute, but I hear she gives lousy head.

Zombies -

ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal


TAGS: unioun vampires werewolves it zombie
Rating: 3.17/5

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MashiMashi - June 5, 2012, 9:14 pm
YOU "MODERATORS" reject my posters saying work on it, needs more work. So i did, the ZOMBIE thang was just too EZ, infact everyone thought of it even the mainstream maedia, and then that prank zombie video. It was the CHUPACABARAS!!
motinet - June 3, 2012, 2:30 pm

I think were dealing with a zombie here though
MashiMashi - May 27, 2012, 7:45 pm
Happy-Camper, uhhm what do you shoot with SILVER BULLETS? Half-Man/half-(WOLF/BEAST/DEMON), that'll steal your soul and eat your face off, nd when you Kill them they Metamorphasize back into a "NAKED HUMAN". hence my tags Vampires Werewolves Chupacabres
fan4camping - May 27, 2012, 7:14 pm
What does silver bullets have to do with anything in that article picture?